Once upon a time, there was a little goat named Fredrick. This goat was very very tiny, and was often teased by the other goats. This made the goat very very sad. So as goats do, he became and evil mastermind and created an alter ego. His new name was: Evil Fredrick. He jumped inside a nuclear reactor and got magical powers. With his powers he enslaved all the other goats except the the tiny ones. With his reign of terror he used his powers of hypnotism to make all the goats love him. Then he decided he didn't need to hypnotize them for vengeance, he just had to make them understand! So then little Evil Frederick lived the rest of his life happily, and no one dared tease him about his height again. (In case he decided to enslave them again)
